Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Parents Lie.... But why ??


Do you think your parents do not lie to you? Then check out this revelation post and ask yourself “parents lie… But why?”

  • “I have a surprise for you but you will get it only when you eat your food”. But the moment you complete your meal, they will make some excuses like “Okay, we will think about it”, “Tomorrow for sure, beta”.

  • Almost all the parents lie about Santa, that “if you will misbehave Santa will not come on this Christmas”. Oh my lord, Why they say such kiddish things?

  • “Don’t want go to school? It’s already 8” but in real, the time must me around seven. I am telling you they enjoy such pranks! 

  • “If you’ll ever lie, your nose will grow”. Then may God bless our parents. Huh!

  • Drinking tea or coffee will make your complexion dark. Yo! Nigga.

  • “Eating chocolates causes acne”. Yesterday i went to a parlor and had a chocolate facial. Duh?

  • “Don’t cross your eyes or make funny faces, you will become like that permanently.”

  • “If you will use perfume, ghosts will take you to their house”.  That is better than being with liars. :P

  • “If you swallow seeds of a fruit, a tree will grow inside you”. OMG, our parents are so creative in lying.

  • “If you ever do this again, we will send you to the boarding school where you will wash your clothes on your own, iron them and of course, your strict warden will not give you food.”

  • “No sweetie your brother is not my favorite, i love you both same.”

  • “When I was of your age, I used to do all my chores on my own”.

  •  “If you tell me the truth, i am not going to scold you”. It’s a traaaap, they will scold you very badly anyways.

  • We are going to uncle’s house only for an hour. Trust me it will not take long and then they repeat “One hour” after every hour.

  • “Wow, you look so beautiful”, even when you’re looking so horrible.


Help me to make this post even better. Share your moments when you felt cheated by your parents in the comment section. :)


Sunday, July 14, 2013

Top 10 Blogging jokes

Usually people ask me "What do you do", so I simply say "I am a Blogger". Then they ask me the meaning of blogging. "Well, Blogging means simply writing whatever you feel like, Bloggers are the moodiest people on the face of this planet, and they can write about anything. So just beware when you are around bloggers."
Bloggers are the most interesting people when they are one of their moods. So today, I am posting some funny "Blog jokes". I know many of my blogger friends can relate with it themselves and for the rest of the lot just enjoy some interesting memes. 

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